AISubs v3.7
I'll let you do it!
Wrong!
Toshimitsu!
I lost it!
A long time ago, Toshimitsu was like a man who would stay true to himself no matter what you did.
Oh, there was such a thing!
You know, when you get beaten up over and over again, right?
Yeah.
Toshimitsu didn't know what he was going to be beaten up about, and he was just told to endure it.
Yeah, that's right.
Because a manga director came.
(Laughs)
(Slap)
Let me ask you something about that.
I don't know about it.
But do you know something about it that I wasn't aware of?
Huh?
It's been a long time.
This is going to be a comment video on Google, isn't it?
It's going to be a video that will be promoted from the official one.
Speaking of language skills,
I don't think Toshimitsu is the best.
Toshimitsu is a little old man.
He's basically a little old man.
His expression is getting worse.
He's always smiling.
I'm sure you'll smile more.
You're lying.
Toshimitsu may be good at acting.
In the sense of "no reaction",
Actually, I think there are more champions.
No matter how painful it is, no matter how painful it is,
If you don't know, you can't change your expression.
Even when I'm dying, I'm dying like this.
If you die, you can't change your expression.
He's a man who can't stand it until he dies.
As you can see,
Ryo is patient.
No, I feel like I'm dying.
I don't have a commentator this time.
When his body is released,
If it were normal, of course it would be like this.
I can't change my face color.
It's not just a quiz.
I'm not trying to deceive you.
You keep making me look like I'm not getting anything.
On top of that, I'm not doing anything.
I'm not doing it.
You can't let me do what I want.
You know pretty well.
You're patient.
I'm not eating spicy food.
I only have a upper body.
You have to do that.
I can't change my expression.
I'm a demanding person.
I want to see it.
I think you're making me do things I don't like.
I'm in the same position as Penpy.
There's no reason or shit.
I feel sorry for him.
But we don't know that.
Maybe he didn't do all of them.
Yeah.
Let me tell you.
His face says he didn't do all of them.
Oh, I see.
Here is the first question.
Well, let's enjoy tea time.
Oh, it's expensive.
It's shallow.
If Ryo tries to do tea time,
I'll change that tea with hot water.
What?
Hot water.
It's dangerous.
But if he finds out, I'll be scolded.
Can I change it?
If I can't change it, I won't change it.
If I can change it, I'll change it.
What the hell are you talking about?
It's important.
It's an introduction.
I'll do it.
If I can do it, I'll do it.
One minute left.
It warms me up.
Here it comes.
Wow, isn't it amazing?
I drink quite a lot.
I don't know.
Here it comes.
I don't know.
What do you say?
I really don't know.
Did you do it or not?
You're going to blame me.
That's what I think.
I think it will be distorted.
I don't know.
Can we discuss and decide one by one?
Let's decide one by one.
Team promotion.
I've already done it.
I'm sure you haven't done it yet.
If you don't know either of them, you're doing it.
Haven't you done it?
I don't know.
Of course I haven't.
I don't know.
Let's just say you haven't done it.
If you're right, we'll think you're right.
It's going to be difficult here.
Show me.
I think it's the same as those of you who are watching.
You haven't done it.
I see.
Here's the correct answer.
It seems like the one who drank it didn't drink it.
Here it is.
I drank quite a lot.
OK!
Wow!
What? Is it sour?
Really, water, water, water.
What? Can you drink it?
Water, water, water, water.
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
Scary weather video.
What?
Will it end with sourness?
I drank it!
What?
Yeah.
What?
What's with him?
Did he say "shoy"?
He said "shoy" and drank it.
This is what ordinary people do.
That's right.
By the way, let's see what ordinary people do.
Do you have a book?
I do.
This is it.
Wow!
This is what it looks like.
I don't know where you're talking about, but it looks like you're talking about your little finger.
This face.
Wow, you're fighting.
This is strong.
You don't have any sense of danger.
Sourness and bitterness are defense reactions for the body to prevent damage.
You don't have any.
It's dangerous for ordinary people.
You're like a monster.
The cells in the stomach that contain bacteria and other things like this are...
It's a lot of bacteria.
You probably don't know.
It's bacteria.
Wow, that's amazing.
You're doing it.
Is there anything that hasn't changed?
This is a little bad.
I'm not going to think about it anymore.
It's disgusting.
We've treated you like an ordinary person once.
We're not really crazy about you.
Let's move on to the second question.
Yes.
The second question is...
Oh, it looks like it.
Delivery arrived, but underaged master machine, huh?
I don't think I'll order it.
I'll not use it. I don't need it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Too bad, sorry.
Ah!
The underage master machine came into my sleepless arms by accident!
Should I turn it on?
No, but...
If they find out, they might get angry.
I may not be able to turn it on.
If you can pull a prank on me, I'll do it for you!
Listen to me!
Good morning.
I'm sorry for waking you up.
If you want my friend's autograph, can I have it?
Sure.
Can I have your autograph?
Sure.
What's your name?
Well...
Michishige Saimi.
What's wrong with you?
Nothing.
I'm serious.
I'm sorry for waking you up.
Can you do me a favor?
Sure.
She must be happy.
What?
Why?
What day is it today?
Today is...
September...
9th?
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry for waking you up.
She must be happy.
The last one.
It's a copy, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Of course, those who have had it know what it is like.
Yes.
On top of that, it's about whether or not that expression is possible.
What?
In short, it's not the whole thing anymore.
It's been famous for a long time.
Because it's an orb, isn't it?
But...
As expected, it's a mouth-to-mouth relationship.
It's kind of sticky, isn't it?
So, Max is pretty good at it.
Can you keep that face?
What?
Some people do this once in a while.
Yes, I think so.
I think so.
I think it should open my eyes a little more.
As expected of Flat.
No, but it's not the best.
The two of you said it.
I said it in this team.
I'm not doing it!
I see.
Is it zero or max?
The correct answer is this.
Yes.
Is it homosexual?
Can you do it for me?
No, I can only do it for one person.
Okay, I'll do it for you.
Okay.
Wow!
Isn't it great?
My muscles...
Huh?
Oh, I like it. I like it. I like it.
Wow, I'm so happy about this.
Huh?
This is ridiculous!
I'm happy about it.
This is ridiculous!
What day is it today?
Today is...
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I can't write it! I can't write it! I can't write it!
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Wow!
Thank you.
- Okay, we've done it! - We've done it!
- We've done it!
- Your face! - Scary!
- It's gross! - It's a gross video!
- We've done it properly! - I don't want to!
- He said it was really painful after he finished.
- I know it's painful. - What?
- Scary.
- I know it now, but I just said "the sign is funny and makes me laugh"
- Not "it hurts".
- If it's like this, it's interesting.
- I don't feel it's funny.
- There's room for me to laugh.
- We've removed half of it.
- There's two more.
- It's hard, Mr. M. Ryo.
- The third one, Mr. Ryo.
- I know you've done it.
- Here it is!
- You're greedy.
- I'm greedy!
- I'm wearing my clothes like a super handsome baseball player!
- I made a mistake!
- I can't let you hit me!
- What will you do?
- Give it all you've got?
- You ignored my control!
- Is that all you can do?
- That's all you can do!
- Match!
- What is it?
Oh!
Oh...
Yes, sir.
That was a high-carbon mint pashin.
Yes.
Did you hit it or not?
I hit it.
You hit it.
What?
You hit it.
No, it's not like that.
But it's different from before.
When the ball comes towards you,
there is a fear of being scared.
No matter how anxious you are, it will come towards you and hit you.
So you hardly see it anymore.
It will move on its own.
Regardless of your consciousness.
One more...
I didn't understand it well.
One more time?
The problem is...
You said it at the beginning.
90kg or 100kg will come out.
I want to be confident about it.
Let's do it one more time.
Yes.
Do you want to go first?
No, not at all.
Tetsuya's request.
Please cut it when I say "up to".
Okay, go ahead.
Fukuo.
Super handsome baseball player.
Oh!
Hey!
Can't you hear me?
One more time?
Fukuo. Super handsome baseball player.
Oh!
Can't you hear me?
Hey!
I have no choice but to do it!
You are crazy.
What is it?
You are crazy!
What is it?
Are you fixing it?
Yes, I am.
Wow, I don't know!
Oh...
Wait, but...
Yes!
He took my hand from the bat.
I've been doing it and doing it, so...
I don't think the next one I haven't done will come.
Well...
There's a good chance I'll do it in the end.
It doesn't make much sense.
Oh, you're getting there.
It's a bluff.
I like it, too.
I haven't done it.
I haven't hit the ball.
Let's announce the correct answer.
Fourth place.
Yes.
This is it!
I've been doing it.
I've been hitting it a lot.
It looks painful.
I've been doing it with my hand away from me.
It looks painful.
I don't think it's bad.
It's dangerous!
You're hitting it so hard!
And as a baseball player,
when you hit the ball,
it hits you in the lower part of your body and it hurts.
And it hits you in the lower part of your body and it hurts.
It's all in your body.
And I don't really care about it.
It hurts, doesn't it?
After I did it, I watched the video and thought it looked amazing.
It hurts.
It doesn't look painful.
It was more like "how about this?" than "how about this?"
What's with you?
I've been doing everything.
There's no point in answering the questions.
You've done it too much.
I want to see it in the direction of doing it.
I won't be fooled anymore.
Now, we're going to answer the last question.
The last one is...
This one!
Why are you coming here?
You run away when I'm holding you.
You mysterious creature.
You make me want to hold you.
Why do you say that?
You came here, didn't you?
Can I have a cup of tea?
Wait, wait, wait!
Shot glass!
No, it's not like that.
Well, well.
I have a cup of tea.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Then, thank you for this cup of tea.
Thank you for this cup of tea.
That's right!
I can move faster than light, so I was playing a prank on Ryo Iwanishi!
Should I put this tea in this sake?
No, but if you find out, you'll find out, so I hope you don't put it in!
Because my speed may not be that fast, but it may be possible, so maybe I'll put it all in this!
Wait a minute!
That's right! The conversation is getting exciting, and you won't say anything fast-talking, so you can say whatever you like!
I wonder what I should say...
Here I go!
Hmm?
Special permission for Tokyo, national permission, etc.
You're laughing!
Do you remember the song?
Special permission for Tokyo, national permission, etc.
Do you know what you're doing?
Special permission for Tokyo, national permission, etc.
You're laughing!
You don't know what you're doing!
You didn't know what you should do!
Did you drink tea?
Or did you drink alcohol?
Which one is it?
You like fast food very much, so you may have laughed.
It's funny.
You must have had a lot of fun eating my favorite fast food.
I see.
One, two...
You're doing it!
Let me confirm it.
The first one...
You said too much.
The first one...
The second one...
The third one...
The fourth one...
You said too much.
The fifth one...
You said too much.
Okay!
Hang in there! I'll get the quiz!
You're a demon!
I'll get the quiz!
You drank tea!
If you want to make Ryo's face red, you should use more light!
Why is it red light?
Why didn't you take it like this?
This time, I removed 3 out of 4 questions.
I was also making questions and there was a moment when I thought that 4 may not be omnipotent.
Can I just answer normally?
You can talk while talking.
Hmm?
He's running.
Is it the face of someone who ran?
Is it track and field practice?
Let's take a look at the screen.
There is no such man.
What?
Seiza?
Seiza before track and field practice?
Oh.
Seiza before Seiza.
Seiza.
Is it a unique start form of 100m layer?
Or is it a practice of 100m layer after 30 minutes of Seiza?
Which one is it?
I don't know.
Ryo is doing it spontaneously.
Ready.
Which one is it?
Go!
What?
Hmm?
Ryo is doing it spontaneously.
Hmm?
(Laughing)
What are you doing?
Oh, no!
That's enough.
(Laughing)
What was that?
Where do you want me to stop?
What?
No, just like that.
Fukuo didn't break the rules.
No, it's common.
In one word, "Ready, go!"
It's a joke.
(Laughing)
That's not a joke.
That's a typical Japanese joke.
Ready, go!
Bang!
Start!
Do your best!
Don't make me your boss!
(Laughing)
Don't make me sit for 30 minutes.
Ready, go!
In my expectation,
Ready, go!
Start!
Do your best!
I thought, "Start!"
Start!
But it's not.
I didn't expect it.
It was unexpected.
(Laughing)
I just wanted you to know.
(Laughing)
I just wanted you to know.
Start!
I don't think it's a problem to make you my boss.
(Laughing)
That's what I think.
(Laughing)
Let's do it again.
He's not good at first, but he's good at second.
(Laughing)
He's funny even if he's not good at first.
He's so good at first, but he's not good at second.
He's stupid.
(Laughing)
He's a human being.
So...
What do you think of my ability?
My ability of no reaction.
I think you have it.
I can't help drinking.
I can't stand it.
You're right.
I'm happy you know it.
For example...
When I get enemies...
(Laughing)
I know it's supposed to be funny.
For example...
When you smile at me...
What the hell is going on?
Why your hands are shaking?
Why aren't my hands open?
If you don't think it's a problem of my ability,
let's swing this around your mouth, ok?
No, I don't think it's a problem of my ability.
I think I have strength for doing this.
I think...
I know you've tried so many times.
Let's do that, okay?
Okay, okay.
Okay, I got it.
This is just a goodbye video.
Bye bye!